Are you a geek?

Here is a list of things that would make you a geek

If you know what SVN stands for
If you have ever had a dream about subversion
You know what a multi-dimensional array is
In the bathroom stall at work, you have long division as graffiti
The for loop is your best friend
The term “Variable Scope” is super dooper important to you
Best practices is your standard practice ( because your that good! )
You have created your own content management system
When you read posts asking if your a geek, then more than likely your a geek!
Wears code snob T-shirts like “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″ ( source: Jimmy Albin )
You bring your own keyboard to work ( source: Jimmy Albin )
You’re afraid of bosses who don’t code ( source: Jimmy Albin )
You bring buzzword bingo to meetings ( source: Jimmy Albin )
You know what a googlewhack is AND have won!
If you have ever said ( out-loud ) “I am addicted to INNER JOIN’s”
If /^[^@]+@[a-zA-Z0-9._-]+\.[a-zA-Z]+$/ is not hieroglyphics.
If this makes you chuckle: binary kicks 01100001 01110011 01110011
If you don’t own a smart phone because you are proving how NON geek you are
If Everyone else’s code is confusing and not well documented
If you have researched the difference between GIT and SVN
If you have used a workout ball as a chair. ( No offense Evan! )
You can assume that most tech support calls fall under the iD10T error
You can spot a rick roll from 1000 parsecs
Have you ever left a voice mail and after saying your name you said (.com) dot com
Its funny to read a reference to "All your base are belong to us".
If you have heard of the programming language “R”.
You giggle when thinking that the programming language C++'s name contains a bug: "After all, it should really be called ++C, because we only want to use a language after it has been improved." ( Source: Book - Core Java Volume I )
Unix...best if used before: Tue Jan 19 03:14:08 GMT 2038 ( source: le-internet )
Black holes are where God divided by zero ( source: le-internet )
My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep. ( source: le-internet )
function compressSleep(){ tar -cvwf 8HoursOfsleep 4HoursOfSleep.tar } is something you would use if it was available
Did you just rsync my tarball, is a statement not a joke!
Geek 1: I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
Geek 2: I prefer IP jokes; it's all in the delivery
Geek 1: I could tell you a joke about TCP, but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.
Geek 2: Ack!
If you have a 24 port switch on or under your desk...
If you have ever had this conversation with someone:
Geek 1: That was a 48 port, but yes. This is my 24 port 10/100, not the 48 port 10/100/1000.
Geek 2: oh that makes it so much better
Bill Gates was once overheard telling Steve Ballmer to "do it command line" ( source: Ryan Miller )
Your certainly know your a geek when your wife finds different ways to "Rick Roll" you.
This is in no way a complete list, so if you have any suggestions, please let me know. I will be glad to add some of your ideas.

Russell Albin - Magento Developer, Magento Developer Plus, Magento Solution Specialist, Magento Fronted Developer