Are you a geek?
July 11th, 2011
How to tell if your a geek:
- If you know what SVN stands for
- If you have ever had a dream about subversion
- You know what a multi-dimensional array is
- In the bathroom stall at work, you have long division as graffiti
- The for loop is your best friend
- The term “Variable Scope” is super dooper important to you
- Best practices is your standard practice ( because your that good! )
- You have created your own content management system
- When you read posts asking if your a geek, then more than likely your a geek!
- Wears code snob T-shirts like “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″ ( source: Jimmy Albin )
- You bring your own keyboard to work ( source: Jimmy Albin )
- You’re afraid of bosses who don’t code ( source: Jimmy Albin )
- You bring buzzword bingo to meetings ( source: Jimmy Albin )
- You know what a googlewhack is AND have won!
- If you have ever said ( out-loud ) “I am addicted to INNER JOIN’s”
- If /^[^@]+@[a-zA-Z0-9._-]+\.[a-zA-Z]+$/ is not hieroglyphics.
- If this makes you chuckle: binary kicks 01100001 01110011 01110011
- If you don’t own a smart phone because you are proving how NON geek you are
- If Everyone else’s code is confusing and not well documented
- If you have researched the difference between GIT and SVN
- If you have used a workout ball as a chair. ( No offense Evan! )
- You can assume that most tech support calls fall under the iD10T error
- You can spot a rick roll from 1000 parsecs
- Have you ever left a voice mail and after saying your name you said (.com) dot com
- Its funny to read a reference to “All your base are belong to us”.
- If you have heard of the programming language “R”.
